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Ten things that piss me off today:

1. my 10-year old acting like a total asshat this morning.
2. 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies that I can't remember where to deliver.
3. sneezing 10 times in 10 minutes, despite taking antihistamines.
   
4. having to shower and blow dry my hair in 10 minutes. see #1.
5. we're out of milk.
   
6. it's grey, AGAIN. and cold. where is Spring?? where is it?? Come back already! I don't want snow on my daffodils!
   
7. my 10 little toes need painting, but I haven't found time to do that yet, so I can't wear sandals. booooooooooo.
   
8. having 10 things on each of my (2) to-do lists. I mean, seriously, I did work last week even if I was on vacation!
9. computers. There is no reason to behave this way, Athena.
   
10. the very fact that it is Monday, and there's a whole week yet to go.